Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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