oh god the rape fog is back!
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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