I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I will be naked everywhere
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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