Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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