Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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