Do you still have your period?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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