if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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