yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
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