problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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