Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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