I heard we made out
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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