If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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