You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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