420 ftw
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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