Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg

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(805): View more from California

The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break

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(540): View more from Virginia

You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.

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(801): View more from Utah

On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again

(443): View more from Maryland

I hate when that happens

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(701): View more from North Dakota

From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.

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(786): View more from Florida

I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂

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