My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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