I showed him my bush... on skype.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
My Sexting was not on an AP level
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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