Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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