they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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