Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i came on her dog
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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