don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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