and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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