ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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