fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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