So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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