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(803): View more from South Carolina

I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy

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(801): View more from Utah

You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!

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(910): View more from North Carolina

So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?

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(786): View more from Florida

I miss vodka workout Fridays

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(949): View more from California

And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex

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(315): View more from New York

I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.

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(216): View more from Ohio

I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.

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