Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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