as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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