I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Randomize
