How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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