just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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