i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Randomize
