the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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