Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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