the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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