hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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