great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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