i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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