Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
