Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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