She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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