Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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