And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
