We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize