Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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