And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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