I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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