If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I bet he comes in French.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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