Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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