i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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