You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Everything about him screamed your future.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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