Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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