can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
